Dodrotxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty squirrel.

Dodrotxuck created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodrotxuck, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodrotxuck, it will turn you into a plant.

Dodrotxuck's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dodrotxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Dodrotxuck must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dodrotxuck.