Titcendin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful butterfly.

Titcendin created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titcendin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Titcendin, he will turn you into a hamster.

Titcendin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Titcendin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. You must love Titcendin.