Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow dingo.

Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad, she will turn you into a slug.

Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Worship no other gods but Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Bemcaddoss Fosshinraglad on top of important buildings.