Bitfattip Yarlbogfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, narcissistic deer.

Bitfattip Yarlbogfid created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfattip Yarlbogfid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bitfattip Yarlbogfid, he will torture you forever.

Bitfattip Yarlbogfid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bitfattip Yarlbogfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not covet oxen.