Gudliddissugyimstragwadrak
is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, tiresome
pigeon
.
Gudliddissugyimstragwadrak
created the world nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gudliddissugyimstragwadrak
, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gudliddissugyimstragwadrak
, it will destroy your home solar system.
Gudliddissugyimstragwadrak's
most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Gudliddissugyimstragwadrak's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about aardvarks.
2. Never feed cherries to swans while wearing rings.
3. Always look after injured seals.
4. Run away from turquoise frogs, for they are unholy.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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