Likrigjon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever wombat.

Likrigjon created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likrigjon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Likrigjon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Likrigjon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Likrigjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always obey Likrigjon's priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Fast once a month.