Jipbunlogjen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever duck.

Jipbunlogjen created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Jipbunlogjen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jipbunlogjen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jipbunlogjen's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jipbunlogjen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.