Bog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain crab.

Bog created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bog, she will turn you into a rat.

Bog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Always obey Bog's priests.

4. Bog loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear coats.