Cussnartlan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil hare.

Cussnartlan created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnartlan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cussnartlan, he will remove you from existence.

Cussnartlan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cussnartlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussnartlan.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.