Ragappkom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent zebra.

Ragappkom created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Ragappkom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ragappkom, she will curse you with boils.

Ragappkom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ragappkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. You must pray to Ragappkom four times a day.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Ragappkom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help moths.