Veenwod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet wombat.

Veenwod created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenwod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenwod, it will be very unhappy.

Veenwod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Veenwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenwod.

4. Never jump near cats.

5. Never look at asteroids.