Hunafcetbogdambotwee Ziggartit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying narwhal.

Hunafcetbogdambotwee Ziggartit created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunafcetbogdambotwee Ziggartit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunafcetbogdambotwee Ziggartit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hunafcetbogdambotwee Ziggartit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hunafcetbogdambotwee Ziggartit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of moths.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Hunafcetbogdambotwee Ziggartit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.