Appyartquill is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous meerkat.

Appyartquill created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appyartquill, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Appyartquill, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Appyartquill's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Appyartquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Appyartquill loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.