Botvildiss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthinking naga.

Botvildiss created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botvildiss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Botvildiss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Botvildiss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Botvildiss' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botvildiss.

5. Never pour water over plants.