Cidingmit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish mouse.

Cidingmit created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidingmit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidingmit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cidingmit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cidingmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Cidingmit's priests.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.