Nurragmid Quimbossladbag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humane chinchilla.

Nurragmid Quimbossladbag created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurragmid Quimbossladbag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurragmid Quimbossladbag, he will be very unhappy.

Nurragmid Quimbossladbag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nurragmid Quimbossladbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Respect your elders.