Motdotdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient tortoise.

Motdotdad created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motdotdad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Motdotdad, he will not care.

Motdotdad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Motdotdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if nine whales approach from the east.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to music.