Bunbafstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering yak.

Bunbafstrag created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbafstrag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunbafstrag, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bunbafstrag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bunbafstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.