Beddissbom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, temperamental aardvark.

Beddissbom created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Beddissbom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Beddissbom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Beddissbom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Beddissbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look after injured foxes.