Kangupsagmigfub is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonest centaur.

Kangupsagmigfub created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Kangupsagmigfub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kangupsagmigfub, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kangupsagmigfub's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kangupsagmigfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Kangupsagmigfub loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kangupsagmigfub.