Misjipbap Didgennut Bambabyattjigmiplogdonced is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating donkey.

Misjipbap Didgennut Bambabyattjigmiplogdonced created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Misjipbap Didgennut Bambabyattjigmiplogdonced, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Misjipbap Didgennut Bambabyattjigmiplogdonced, she will destroy your home planet.

Misjipbap Didgennut Bambabyattjigmiplogdonced's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Misjipbap Didgennut Bambabyattjigmiplogdonced's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never run near doves.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.