Rotcud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy monkey.

Rotcud created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rotcud, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotcud, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rotcud's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rotcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Always obey Rotcud's priests.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Always stare at clouds.