Fotrillkim is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, passionate
dingo.
Fotrillkim created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fotrillkim, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fotrillkim, he will torture you forever.
Fotrillkim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Fotrillkim's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear indigo clothing.
2. Do not sit in public.
3. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.
4. Feed all hungry cats.
5. Always pray immersed in water.