Fotrillkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate dingo.

Fotrillkim created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotrillkim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fotrillkim, he will torture you forever.

Fotrillkim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fotrillkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.