Sandkomwap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil dragon.

Sandkomwap created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandkomwap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandkomwap, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sandkomwap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sandkomwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sandkomwap's priests.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sandkomwap.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Do not kill otters.