Fudmipdumran is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane hyena.

Fudmipdumran created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmipdumran, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fudmipdumran, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fudmipdumran's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fudmipdumran's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fudmipdumran on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not take Fudmipdumran's name in vain.

4. Retreat if eight goats approach from the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.