Sagkonhub is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable toad.

Sagkonhub created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagkonhub, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sagkonhub, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sagkonhub's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sagkonhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.