Titrigsog is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful
jaguar.
Titrigsog created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Titrigsog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Titrigsog, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Titrigsog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Titrigsog's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about beans.
2. Hide from red pigs for they are unholy.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.