Appcebhug Himcenquag Vogmitdutbat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring mouse.

Appcebhug Himcenquag Vogmitdutbat created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appcebhug Himcenquag Vogmitdutbat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Appcebhug Himcenquag Vogmitdutbat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Appcebhug Himcenquag Vogmitdutbat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Appcebhug Himcenquag Vogmitdutbat's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to otters while wearing fawn tights.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. You must pray to Appcebhug Himcenquag Vogmitdutbat five times a day.