Librenwee is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental dingo.

Librenwee created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Librenwee, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Librenwee, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Librenwee's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Librenwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near mites while wearing blue coats.

5. Fast once a month.