Bitlagjig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Bitlagjig created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitlagjig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bitlagjig, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bitlagjig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bitlagjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed aubergines to ducks while wearing shirts.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bitlagjig.

5. Never eat beans.