Tipgenstig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable parrot.

Tipgenstig created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Tipgenstig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tipgenstig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tipgenstig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tipgenstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Tipgenstig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Put Tipgenstig first in all things.