Vigsad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful wombat.

Vigsad created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigsad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigsad, she will turn you into a snail.

Vigsad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vigsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vigsad on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Vigsad's priests.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Pray towards the east.