Midnurgod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating mole.

Midnurgod created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midnurgod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midnurgod, he will turn you into a goat.

Midnurgod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Midnurgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.