Zanwikkabzencubbogquafhan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless frog.

Zanwikkabzencubbogquafhan created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanwikkabzencubbogquafhan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zanwikkabzencubbogquafhan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zanwikkabzencubbogquafhan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zanwikkabzencubbogquafhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near goats while wearing violet shorts.

5. Learn three new languages a year.