Gebbemwip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful weasel.

Gebbemwip created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbemwip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gebbemwip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gebbemwip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gebbemwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always obey Gebbemwip's priests.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Always help badgers.