Padligdog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing fly.

Padligdog created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padligdog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Padligdog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Padligdog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Padligdog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.