Wanbomnat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured crocodile.

Wanbomnat created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbomnat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanbomnat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wanbomnat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wanbomnat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Wanbomnat on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanbomnat.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.