Nilmillarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent dugong.

Nilmillarn created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilmillarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nilmillarn, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nilmillarn's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nilmillarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nilmillarn's name in vain.

2. Hide from gray goats for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nilmillarn.

4. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.