Dotarpgan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured cat.

Dotarpgan created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotarpgan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dotarpgan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dotarpgan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dotarpgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away from magenta snails, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dotarpgan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.