Jabrilldav is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, able centipede.

Jabrilldav created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabrilldav, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jabrilldav, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jabrilldav's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jabrilldav's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Jabrilldav loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Jabrilldav in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.