Bimjonfit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured ferret.

Bimjonfit created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimjonfit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimjonfit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bimjonfit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bimjonfit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bimjonfit nine times a day.

2. Run away from pink badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Never eat green fruit.