Bambifcab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful raven.

Bambifcab created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Bambifcab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bambifcab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bambifcab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bambifcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bambifcab.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if seven manatees approach from the east.

5. Never laugh in the presence of seals.