Bestmegbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving wasp.

Bestmegbeg created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Bestmegbeg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bestmegbeg, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bestmegbeg's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bestmegbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestmegbeg.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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