Govbumbotcebkadsagarm is a god.

She takes the form of a small, strong dragonfly.

Govbumbotcebkadsagarm created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Govbumbotcebkadsagarm, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Govbumbotcebkadsagarm, she will turn you into a duck.

Govbumbotcebkadsagarm's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Govbumbotcebkadsagarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near dolphins.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never chant in the presence of voles.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.