Manzodflig is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm
badger.
Manzodflig created the cosmos seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Manzodflig, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Manzodflig, it will have a low opinion of you.
Manzodflig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Manzodflig's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured squirrels.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Manzodflig.
4. Always treat turtles with great respect.
5. Do not hop in public.