Manzodflig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm badger.

Manzodflig created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Manzodflig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manzodflig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Manzodflig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Manzodflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Manzodflig.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Do not hop in public.