Pascan Homfedmit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unfair hamster.

Pascan Homfedmit created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Pascan Homfedmit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pascan Homfedmit, she will turn you into a frog.

Pascan Homfedmit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pascan Homfedmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to snails while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.