Wigvilgut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil mouse.

Wigvilgut created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigvilgut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigvilgut, he will be very unhappy.

Wigvilgut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wigvilgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wigvilgut's priests.

2. Wigvilgut loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.