Kampingep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive dog.

Kampingep created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kampingep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kampingep, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Kampingep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kampingep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Kampingep on top of important buildings.

2. You must love Kampingep.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention monkeys.