Vegfombast is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, smart
elephant.
Vegfombast created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vegfombast, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Vegfombast, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Vegfombast's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Vegfombast's Holy Commandments1. Never go into purple rooms.
2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.
3. Do not wear tin on your body.
4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
5. Never paint your back indigo.