Wonbatspag Vidligtim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sapient alligator.

Wonbatspag Vidligtim created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbatspag Vidligtim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wonbatspag Vidligtim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Wonbatspag Vidligtim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wonbatspag Vidligtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.